Why is it so complicated to get your Mum to come down to your basement, change your password for you to something else that is random, and get on with your life?

No one has to clown you.. you are clowning yourself. I haven't seen someone make fun of themselves to others so much, since Rodney Dangerfield..

Well, that's true. That's because the $25 is only for deleting the account: if you want your account deleted AND for me not to clown you, it's $50.

See? We have super flexible pricing options to fit everyone's needs. The only person here being completely unreasonable is you.

http://madbetty.com/wp-content/uploa...razy-lady.jpeg

No, I don't think that's right. I backed up a couple pages there is some pretty un reasonable shit back there.

I said completely unreasonable; moderately unreasonable is fine.

Wow....just....I don't....


Its been said already. We can't delete your account as it fucks up the user database, and you're not special enough to warrant introducing corruption to the site's production database.

Now, if there's maybe something ELSE we can do to accomplish what you want, which I assume, is to not have a known username and/or email address associated to this site, perhaps because you're applying for a CSIS security clearance or some other activity that you think this association may compromise....just say so.

But be warned , you've pretty much maxed out the totality of administrative fucks that can be given by any one (or group of) admins. I mean, we're pretty much all administrative fucks, but the fucks that we give are strictly limited to one-two per day, and I've maxed mine out trying to sell all my shit.

I just imagine you guys looking like this sometimes
http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/misc/glee%20fuck.gif

also
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...4nf6o1_400.gif

Sorry but we raised the price to $4000, nothing below that will get you delete and unclowned.

Till then you should redirect your ASC link on your browser to: Mile_H Stop the Clowns

Wow you did not figure this out years ago? You must not only be special but a little slow.

Oh and its BloodSport, not bloodsport. So you eat a can of your "shit pump" and stop wasting our time.

Let see if the idjit comes back after 1 week or being stuck lurking or decides to create a second account to spam that we will not delete either.

I tried to find some coupons to get the mods some more free fucks to give but you don't want to know what I found.

I found these though. They might help someone.

http://i.imgur.com/LRBaVKL.png


http://f0.bcbits.com/img/a4284109095_10.jpg

Aww, I didn't wanna ban him. Seems like its giving him what he wants, or a week's supply of it anyway.



edit: okay, General Decree 20130812-001: effective immediately everyone is to continue mocking Miles_h as if he weren't banned; failure to comply will result in your account being permanently deleted.

Oh shit oh shit oh shit-

Yo Miles, yo mommas account is so not deleted that when you look her up in the user directory... you can find her.

Burrrrrn.

Geez Miles your IQ is low and you dress funny phew now that i'm safe i think we should consider that perhaps Miles is going into the witness protection program and therefore wants to cut ties with ASC for our own protection

Miles you aren't deleted.

Guys am i doing this rite?

LOL. I don't think he has tried reverse psychology yet, and demand to stay forever.